“So, how exactly do I come out to my parents?”
“What will their reaction be? Will they hate me?”
“Do I hate me?”
“This
is who I am, love me or leave me. I’m Hannah Greylynn. I am a 24 year
old successful creative director in a well established advertising
company. I’m fun, outgoing, financially independent
and I hate pickles on my burgers. I am proud supporter of the LGBT
community and a recently self- declared lesbian. I love and accept who I
am and damn, there should be a step by step instruction book on coming out to your family!”
Peter- “There is. It’s called “My Journey Out of the Closet.”
Hannah- “Where were you with this book three years ago!”
Peter- “Trying to grasp the fact my girlfriend of five years is a lesbian.”
Hannah- “Jeez Pete this is not about you today, any other day to be selfish would be fine, but not today.”
Peter-
(Calmly) “I know Hannah this is your moment. All about you, but why did
you choose your parent’s annual New Years Eve party to come out to them.
Hannah- “ It’s the New Year! That means a new me. The real me, plus they can’t make a scene with our neighbors here.
Peter-
“Okay not that they would, but what about your grandma, didn’t she just
leave the hospital last week due to some form of a heart condition? Will
she be okay?”
Hannah-
“Oh she’ll be fine, I’m not worried about coming out to her. She is a
strong supporter of the LGBT community, so much so her and her bingo
friends compete over whose closer to their gay
hairstylist. She finds the gay community exciting and finds Neil
Patrick Harris an elixir for a long life. Not entirely sure what she
means by that, but sounds positive.”
Peter-
“Oh Grandma Greylynn you are something else. Oh, what about Ben, does he
know already. I figured since you guys are twins you have some type of
twin telepathy feel going on...”
Hannah- (Irritated) “Ben knows nothing, but I guarantee you that *ick
will make this about him in some way, always craving attention, always
trying to one up me. I wouldn’t be
surprised if he said he eloped with some woman he met online the moment
I come out. You know he purposely scheduled his driving test the day of
my 11th grade dance recital.”
Before Pete could answer Hannah’s mom calls them both down for the New Years countdown.
Mrs. Greylynn- “Hannah, Pete time for the countdown, get your heinies down here!”
Hannah-(Hyperventilating)
Sweet Mother Teresa! I can’t do this I need to see more coming out
videos! I’m not ready Pete I’ll do it next year.”
Peter-
“No Hannah stop, you’ll do this now. You owe it you yourself to be
yourself. They’ll love and accept you the same way I did and the same
way you did, and if for some inexplicable reason
they don’t, just remember it is your life and you don’t need their
approval. If they really love you they’ll accept you for you and move
on.”
Hannah- (tearing up in the eyes) “Thanks Pete, *sniffs* you’re a great friend, now if only you were a woman (jokingly).”
Pete-*sighs* “Ha..right.”
Hannah
and Peter head down the stairs. Hannah *heart rate increases* looks
around to sees her family gathered around the t.v counting down the
seconds. She times the exact moment she will tell
them.
GreyLynn Family- 5...4...3...2..
Hannah- “Mom, dad, grandma I’m....”
Ben- “I’M GAY MOM AND DAD!”
Hannah- “Son of B....!”
Grandma
Greylynn- “I knew it! haha wait till the girls at bingo here about
this. Got my own Neil Patrick Harris Elixir right here HA ladies!”
*throws hands up as though just winning the lotto*
Mr.
Greylynn- *opens wallet takes out a 20 dollar bill and hands it to Mrs.
Greylynn* “Son we...well your mother and grandma knew, but we love you
regardless...”
Mrs. Greylynn- “We are so proud that you came out to us, we know that this must have been really hard for you.”(Canadian accent)
Ben-
“Well it helped having “ My Journey Out of The Closet” as a step by step
self help book for coming out.” *glances over at Hannah and smiles
smugly*
Mrs.
Greylynn- “What a great way to start off the New Year! Thank you for
sharing this news with us. We’re so happy you can finally be yourself
*hugs Ben tightly* Now who wants cake.”
Everyone- WE DO!” *all at once head into the kitchen*
Hannah stands in disappointment yet relief knowing that she will be accepted whenever she decides to introduce the new her.
Mr. Greylynn- “Hannah so sorry you were about to tell us something. What was it?”
Hannah-*smiling* “Just that I love you guys.”
Mrs. Greylynn- “We love you too Hannah Banana.”
End.